Masculinity Really Isn't Toxic. Shut Up.

The Internet has really jumped the shark over the past few years as the “fuck it, say (and make jokes about) whatever you want” mentality of it that’s been in place since the 1990s has been under attack by the “you can’t say that, you can’t joke about that, it’s triggering” bullshit of modern social justice types.  I hate the concept of “social justice” because it doesn’t involve doing anything for the good of anyone else – it involves attacking people on the Internet because they didn’t agree with your moral compass (which is stupid since everyone has a different perception of ‘right and wrong’ making it utterly pointless).  One of the worst trends that I see ever since these lunatics started coming out from under whatever rock they called from, happens to be women who claim they are feminists who are trying to rid the world of “toxic masculinity.”  What I’ve noticed is these SJWs never mention just “masculinity.”  Why?  Because in their minds there’s no such thing.  It’s only and ALWAYS “toxic masculinity.”  What are you saying?  That being a man is “toxic?”  I don’t really get that concept because maybe I was old fashioned and born in one of the last eras were being a man was pretty cool.

Masculinity is NOT “toxic.”  I’m a man with hair on my nuts and I’m damn proud of it.  Masculinity makes me want to do things like put my furniture together and work with tools, and do it myself, and change my own tire when I get a flat.  Masculinity makes me want to protect home and family.  Masculinity makes me competitive, and competition is why we strive to better ourselves.    The problem is that modern feminism says “we don’t need a man to do this.”

Oh but you do, because you’re not ACTUALLY doing any of it either, you’re just sitting there bitching about gender pronouns on Tumblr.  Who is going to build your furniture, or fix your car, or your bathroom, or save you from Albanian Human Traffickers residing in France?   And who are going to kill spiders for you if you get rid of all the men, anyway?  EVER THOUGHT OF THAT?   I don’t see any of these modern feminists doing much of anything except making YouTube videos whining about rape in fictional stories like Game of Thrones blaming men for wanting to look at half naked women in videogames.

NOBODY WANTS TO PLAY AS A FEMALE CHARACTER IF SHE IS UGLY, NOT EVEN OTHER WOMEN, GET OVER IT YOU DUMBASS.  If it were up to Anita Sarkeesian all men would be locked up for playing videogames with scantily clad women.  But she thinks she's "right" because she conducted a "survey" once.  They love studies.  The problem is these “studies” usually have no merit and the people they conducted a survey with happen to be their buddies.  I’m sure if I asked my friends to agree with me on something just to make it look good, they would.  Most of these studies have no research and no scientific merit.  They’re just opinion pieces someone tacked a fake study onto to make their opinions sound like facts.  STUDIES SHOW SEX WITH RIV IS THE BEST THING A WOMAN CAN DO.  Maybe I should write that into an article and see what happens.

Articles like this aren’t really “studies” but propaganda to tell you that the things that make you manly are “wrong.”  And Huffington Post is one of the absolute worst sites for posting constant shit like this to try to compel people to believe “men are bad” unless they cry a lot and watch the Notebook and have visible panty lies.   The funny thing is if you don’t agree with them they assume that you hate women, or are trying to put women back in the kitchen, or my favorite new one – EVERYTHING you say to them is “rape.”  You look at an attractive woman and get a boner?  It’s RAPE.  You call one an insult on the Internet?  “RAPE.”  You open your legs on a subway because your balls hurt? RAPE.

YEAH! HE'S REALLY RAPING THE FUCK OUT OF THAT MOBILE VIDEOGAME RIGHT NOW. 

YEAH! HE'S REALLY RAPING THE FUCK OUT OF THAT MOBILE VIDEOGAME RIGHT NOW. 

I really don’t see the problem with “manspreading” unless you whip out your dick and start jerking off right then and there.

People construe my dislike of the “modern feminist movement” as being “Meninist” of me, but nothing could be further from the truth.  The thing is.  I WANT a woman to be an equal in a relationship.  But I also want her to accept and understand and be alright with the fact that I am a man and I’m going to do “man” things because that’s the way I enjoy being and those are the things I enjoy doing.  A man and woman in a relationship (or any two people if you happen to be gay or lesbian), should both bring something to the table and be able to add to each other instead of take away.  All I see from the feminist movement is “taking away.”  Taking away things in movies and videogames and entertainment THEY don’t like, all the while blaming the fact that men exist who are being men.

Somewhere in this era, we made a wrong turn.  We decided that being a man is something to be ashamed of.  Being a provider is something to be ashamed of.  Standing up for yourself is something to be ashamed of.  We have grown men who are very effeminate, they don’t stand up for themselves, and they don’t stand up for their significant others.  They have no drive, no ambition, no desire to rock the boat, and it’s the concept of all this “social justice” that’s putting them there.  What happens if we go to war on American soil ever again?  I’m sure the feminists will line up to defend our country? Oh, wait, no, that involves getting away from Tumblr to talk about Zim Zam Zer Zom Zordon Zippity Doo Daa or whatever the fuck they want to replace gender pronouns with. 

This is what feminists feel is the perfect man.

This is what feminists feel is the perfect man.

Oh, leave it to the men… the men who have been emasculated by the “everybody gets a medal” and “don’t even use your peripherals to look at a woman or it is rape” mentalities that took away the very core of being a dude.  Yeah, you think you have no rights now, feminists?  Wait until you’ve emasculated all the men and we get taken over by the terrorists because they can’t fight back because they never learned how to thanks to all the anti-bullying mandates, then guys who say “bitch make me a sandwich” as a joke on the Internet will be the LEAST of your problems:

I'm sure these guys love women's rights. 

I'm sure these guys love women's rights. 

If you’re a feminist who hates the concept of men, you’re more than welcome to go lesbian or find the guys who are ashamed of being men, but let’s be honest, at the end of the day you’re not so much a feminist as an annoying bitch who wants to end masculinity because you don’t like manly men and less men increases the fish in your dating pool.   Get laid and get lost.  So let’s stop bitching about toxic masculinity when it’s toxic feminism that’s pretty much ruining everything.