I really haven’t written anything in a long time, and if you’ve been keeping up with me on Asked, or keeping up with the few aspects of my life I share publicly, you should already know why. However, today alone, I got up, I read a few things online, talked with a few friends and felt the need to write about something I’ve known for a while – but there just hadn’t been a day or a time or a moment where all the stars aligned to do so.
I took one look at the world and it is pretty obvious women, feminism, and weak men are fucking ruining society and we’re quickly ushering in an age of people are frankly don’t have any guts, brains, or balls. And that is disgusting. It’s been a recurring theme on both Asked and on our friends over at 2 Angry Guys Podcast that there’s too much political correctness, too much apologizing, too much pandering. And maybe there aren’t many people that will read this but to the ones that do, WAKE UP!!!
I’m going to state some of this week’s examples that just made me think. I was discussing with Landin, my former-co-host about how Arrow is easily and arguably one of our favorite shows on television, but that the romance dynamic between Oliver and Felicity has severely hurt it.(Warning: Season 3 spoilers below. Fuck you).
“Olicity,” as it is called (by the way couples names like Brangelina or Bennifer have existed for a while and were probably one of the first indications we have failed as a race because they denote a complete lack of independence from your significant other), was sort of a movement primarily by the angry fangirls at Tumblr who want Felicity to be “the one” for Oliver Queen/The Arrow. The problem with this is that as the relationship bloomed, Felicity went from a funny, amusing, cheerful, kind of adorable character into a whiny, pushy, scolding, naggy controlling bitch. And it’s funny because that’s art imitating life – it’s the only bait-and-switch where we like a girl because she’s fun and cool and interesting, then she proceeds to fucking cannibalize us the second she gets in our good graces.
While Tumblr is rejoicing, pretty much all the men at this point (no offense to Emily Bett Richards) want Felicity Smoak MURDERED on the show so we could get that badass Oliver Queen back. There was a theme of emasculation, especially when Queen had revealed he was going to sacrifice his life to stop Ras Al Ghul and she scolded him because “I LOVE YOU AND THAT’S MORE IMPORTANT THAN SAVING THIS CITY AT ANY COST.” Fuck outta here…
So next, I logged into Twitter, and a girl, a pretty one, fully clothed, posted a photo. 46 favorites, 2 retweets. Can we not, gentlemen? I will favorite nudity posted from strangers – tits, asses, vagina, all day long. I’m not going to favorite or like or comment a fully clothed girl I follow on Facebook, or Twitter, or Instagram if I can help it because I look at the 42 favorites there already and tell myself “she doesn’t need 43.” She doesn’t need to beat her high score. She doesn’t need validation or an ego boost or pandering and I certainly am not going to be one in a number that gives it to her. And while if a woman is pretty, I’d have no problem complimenting her PRIVATELY, women of today believe that something as simple as a “direct message” makes you perverted, sick, and creepy because it “only counts if its public” for everyone alive to see their “splendor.” If it’s private they can’t get an addendum to their high score… …(which is why women screen cap private one on one conversations and share them on social media now, but that’s another story for another day). Anyway, women post these photos on Instagram, or Twitter, or wherever and their level of entitlement goes up with the more favorites and retweets they get, and they start thinking that they deserve to be fucking Matt Bomer or Charlie Hunnam or something.
The actuality is the majority of those guys favoriting your photos are NOT Matt Bomer or Charlie Hunnam and look something like THIS:
But since they don’t get that and would rather have quality over quantity, the need for a high score on social media, they continue to treat EVERY MAN like a second-class citizen and then wonder why “the good ones” don’t want anything to do with them. Well maybe you should try having a personality instead of likes and favorites solely for having a vagina. Could you imagine how quick the egotism of women would swell if their “Likes” and “Favorites” were down to a more reasonable level like 3 or 4 instead of 56 or 57? They’d maybe realize they should try having better conversations and being interesting in addition to being pretty instead of believing that their 200 Instagram followers means they are a redeeming or important person.
But I’m not going to sit here and spout off women ALONE are the problem – I did mention at the start of this article “weak men,” and that’s the truth – women would not be able to wield all this power if men didn’t deliberately hand it to them by being weak and stupid (see also my PLENTY OF FISH: KARA article for examples of how far men have fallen when dealing with women), and by pandering, We did this by ushering in a generation of men who admit to watching Disney movies, and would rather watch Friends than Rambo. We did this by giving every kid a medal and abolishing the “competitive spirit.” We killed drive and ambition and replaced it with complacency. We started anti-bullying programs but then expanded the word “bully” to mean “anyone that doesn’t agree with you.” What happened? We closed our eyes, and we plugged our ears, and now we have a big mess on our hands which brings me to my third point:
Pitch Perfect 2 beats Mad Max Fury Road at the box office.
Women movie beating man movie. This shouldn’t happen. Primarily going to the movies is a “couple’s thing” so when I see something like this it just tells me “The female is wielding more of the power in the relationship than the males” and that “there are men out there that would willingly subject themselves to Pitch Perfect 2 over an action flick.” That’s just… no. Ugh.
And I wish I could say the result of this is that the men who don’t fall into this build of complete, failed, pussy would fight back. But we won’t because we’ve become so disenfranchised with society at large we’re choosing to just withdraw because the Matriarchy is taking over (feminists always talk about the Patriarchy but you never hear about the Matriarchy which is indeed fucking everything up). I barely talk to anyone anymore, because I find that most people are frankly, lame as fuck. Most women I talk to WANT the pandering, and then lose interest in speaking with me when they realize I’m not going to tell them “they are everything I ever wanted but never knew” or some other crap taking from some dickless blog somewhere. I legitimately would rather sit back, play Mortal Kombat X and jerk off than deal with this shit but at the rate we’re going in about 50 years we won’t have violent videogames like MKX, or pornography to jerk off to because society will erase it for being “offensive to sensitive and easily offended women” who were only allowed to take over because we GAVE THEM all the power. And they are coming to take all the power, case in point.
Imagine how unbearable SOCIETY is going to be if Hillary Clinton gets in the White House. And it has nothing to do with the politics themselves as much as women at large in unison will get an “A WOMAN IS IN THE WHITE HOUSE – WHAT WE SAY, GOES” attitude as a result of it. Anyway, this article has gone on too long and unfortunately nobody has an attention span or an inclination to read something that isn’t a Top 5 list on some shitty site like Cracked, because we’d rather talk about mind-numbing shit than something fucked up that’s actually fucked up in our world. TOP FIVE KIM KARDASHIAN MOMENTS...! …and you wonder why the intelligent men would rather withdraw from society and not interact with you morons. I’m going to leave you with this one MetroPCS commercial, watch it and if you don’t feel like something is terribly wrong with it, you have failed this world.
Men, grow a set and when you as a collective stop being fuckwits and want to restore the balance of power between the sexes, I’ll be waiting to be a part of that. Until then me and the guys I know who see the bigger picture are going to sit here and keep re-enacting the Baraka ending from Mortal Kombat 4.
Just replace “everyone is dead” with “everyone is gay.” Because they are.