Do you like videogames? Do you like movies? Do you enjoy television? Comic books? Novels? Sure, most of us like something. Most of us just sit back and relax and enjoy whatever the hell we enjoy. But there is something diabolical coming for us. This scourge, this plague on the earth, started somewhere on the Internet. This phenomenon started taking the simple joys of the world away, turning our loved ones into creatures unrecognizable to us. I’m talking of course of the horrible monstrosity that is “the Social Justice Warrior.”
They attack from their hive somewhere in a land where excessive faggotry is thick in the air, only coming out when there is a popular topic in the media, solely to push their agenda under the false banner of “morality” and “equality,” which is in actuality “subjugation” and “forced agreement.” Perhaps if we find the head SJW and kill it our friends will no longer re-animate as SJWs who demand we think just like they do and apologize any time we don’t. The SJW is spreading, attempting to persecute anyone who doesn’t think like them, invading their jobs, homes, and personal lives with a smear campaign of hatred towards anybody who has not already been infected.
Oh, sorry, I’ve been reading The Strain trilogy lately (I enjoy reading the books that good television shows are based on) and got carried away. Simply put, Social Justice Warriors are on the rise and getting a little bit out of hand when it comes to attacking ANYTHING that people like on the grounds of “its promoting inequality.”
When I watch television, or play a video game, or go to the movies, or read a book, I do it to relax, and kick back, and enjoy whatever plot the media I am enjoying has for me. However, lately there seem to be a group of people, pen and paper in hand, counting and concerning themselves with the most ridiculous shit they can, but for what purpose? To suck the joy out of everything in the world?
Isn’t that what the Dementors in Harry Potter do? Anyway, here are some examples:
The fact that there are people who counted the number of black people in Seinfeld might be some of the worst of the bunch. You mean to tell me people watched every episode of Seinfeld, and kept a tally of black people, solely to say that “Seinfeld is a racist show?” Did we do this to count the number of Hispanics in the show? Asians? Homosexuals? We might as well have. We’ve turned a television show into a project to dissect it solely to call all of the people responsible for its creation a racist.
I’m sure you can pull up any old Tyler Perry film, “Spike Lee Joint” and do the same with “white people.” But you don’t. Who cares?
George R.R. Martin’s “A Song of Ice and Fire” is a pretty epic series of books, later turned into Game of Thrones, a great television show. But I can’t grasp or understand why anyone who is sitting back watching Game of Thrones decided that it was racist that Daenerys Targaryen “freed the slaves.” I’ve seen people complain it is “racist that white lady had to free the slaves.” Should she have kept them enslaved? That would have been racist too, wouldn’t it? Either way, apparently there’s a sect of people that think Martin is racist because he “didn’t put enough black people in.” I’m relatively sure that when Martin was writing his epic tale, his focus was not on making sure there was an equal proportion of all races, especially since his tales are set in a fantasy world where all the events of OUR history are irrelevant and don’t exist. Who cares?
You’ve got World of Warcraft: Warlords of Draenor coming out – a videogame. I get that the “Warlords” who are coming are all males. But who really gives a shit? It’s not like its saying “THIS GAME IS A BOY’S CLUB: WOMEN ONLY” considering that many non-player characters within WoW, are, in fact, females. Also your character is created BY YOU, and there is this nifty little feature when you create your character that allows you to choose a gender. Why is anyone sweating this under a banner of feminism? Who cares?
To expand on that, there’s been this whole “Gamergate” crap regarding videogames about inequality, double standards, biased reviews, and women claiming they are victimized by inflammatory angry males who post “hate speech” on their comments and videos. You know what the awesome thing about a project you own is? You can allow people to comment. You can also remove, block, and ban them. And if for some reason that’s not enough you can always just turn off the computer, go outside for fresh air, regain your composure and go at it again. Moreover have you seen the way male gamers talk to EACH OTHER? It’s not really that much different. Women in this whole situation are bitching about equality but that’s what it is. These people are EQUAL OPPORTUNITY ASSHOLES that talk as much shit to the people with dicks as they do to the people with vaginas. Stop being so butt-hurt or acting like gaming is a boy’s club, ESPECIALLY when women tend to use their gender as a way to generate interest? You know how many chick video game streams these days are popular SOLELY based on the woman being attractive? You can’t weaponize your vagina and then turn around and complain you’re being “bullied for having one.” And videogames aren’t a boy’s club seeing as girls since the days of Nintendo have been stealing their brother’s controllers to play games as well. I have a sister and she plays more games than I do and was on all of my consoles growing up any time I wasn’t on them. And I’m 33. Female gamers have existed since the 1980s. It’s not really innovative, or cool, or even interesting that chicks play videogames. It’s normal. It’s common. Get over yourselves. Who cares?
You know what I love? Action films. Pacific Rim which came out a few years agowas pretty awesome, wasn’t it? Guardians of the Galaxy was also pretty cool – probably the best movie this summer. Both movies had some prominent female characters. But now there’s apparently a test called the “Bechdel Test” where a movie is automatically “sexist” and “derogatory” if it doesn’t pass. That test involves two female characters talking, and if they happen to mention a male in the conversation, it fails. The problem with that? Chicks actually DO talk about men (if they are hetero in a conversation). Chicks complain about “cat calls” meanwhile you can look up most male celebrities who are considered attractive and find any number of women-written raunchy posts about that male celebrity. While there are women out there COMPLAINING about how Mako in Pacific Rim isn’t a “strong independent enough female” or that Gamora and Nebula aren’t “strong independent females” because of some stupid “feminism test,” they’re also sitting there, sexually objectifying the male lead actors such as Chris Pratt and Charlie Hunnam. But the bottom line in my eyes is that I enjoyed both movies, so I ask you again: WHO CARES?
And hell there’s probably a chick reading this who is angered I said “chick” instead of “woman.” Who cares?
The Internet is fun isn’t it? And we live in an era where people talk a lot in public on Facebook, Twitter, etc. – all walks of life. It’s just normal. But there is also a “search” function, and there are people that will worry about the lingo you use online. The fact that I can type the word “faggot” when calling someone unmanly to be accosted by some maniac who has decided that “you need to be stopped because you are a homophobe for using this ‘terrible hate speech’” is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard. You sought out to use the SEARCH feature to find ANYONE using a “word you didn’t like” so you can demand they accommodate you and stop. How’s that working out for you? Because instead of apologies I’m sure you actually just made people use the dreaded “F Word” even MORE out of spite. Did you come on your social network to interact with your friends and followers, or to find complete strangers to make demands of? Who cares?
My point is simply this: Movies, music, games, television, the Internet, whatever – all of it is for winding down and having a good time. All of it is for enjoyment. But if you go into any of these things with the intent of NOT having a good time and make it a point to go in just to see if the characters “talk about or don’t talk about social justice garbage” or to count the radio of dicks to pussies or you go online just to find people who say a word you find “offensive” or if you’re making everything about your stupid racial, feminist, or homosexual agendas, then you’re not really a champion of social justice: you’re just a cunt trying to spread your own unhappiness to people that are enjoying themselves. Maybe if you all stopped worrying about “equality” and realizing it’s a myth that will never exist, and just sat back, put your feet up and enjoyed a good story, a good plot, a good game, a good day, and stopped making demands of the entire universe to cater to your warped perception of what is “satisfactory” In the media, you’d enjoy yourselves. Remember when everyone was mad at all those Christian-run websites and pages and groups that tried to boycott everything for “foul language” or “inappropriate content?” Well for people that hate Christianity many of you act the same way only you’re boycotting because of various other agendas and causes. The worst thing that these maniacs don’t seem to realize is that nobody is paying attention to these “variables” because it’s not a big deal and nobody with any common sense finds this important. It doesn’t make us “indecent” or “immoral.” It just means we have better things to do.
When I watch a movie, or play a video game, chances are I had a rough day, dealing with problems, every day stress, bills, drama, arguments with people I care about, etc. I came here to wind down. The ratio of females to males is the last thing on my mind, as it should be. If the biggest problem you have in your life is that something “offends” you by not having enough of what you specifically want, then I want your life because you have it easy. The social divide, the racial divide, the gender divide – it’s all made actually worse by people who are working overtime to point it all out to us. I never even think about these things until some assclown goes on an angry tirade about how something on television WRONGED them by being “stereotypical” or by “making a woman too weak,” or whatever the social-justice-whinefest-of-the-week happens to be.
Nobody developing a video game, or producing a film, or writing a novel, or whatever, is concerned about doing these things to cater solely to you – they are using their imagination; they are creating something and if people get behind it – that’s great. If people don’t, oh well. But the point is they’re not and they shouldn’t be taking census trying to “equally distribute” everything just because “some asshole is going to be offended.”
Go ahead. Be offended. The rest of us are going to enjoy the things that are out there in the world to enjoy. Maybe if you tried it sometime instead of sorting out the numbers of minorities and groups like you’re doing laundry, you’d either a) have a better time, or b) people wouldn’t find you to be an insufferable piece of shit.
You may now throw stones at me for being “misogynistic, homophobic, sexist, and racist” for saying that none of this crap should be important to ANYONE.