Johnny Landin is a pin headed, overly self-conscious piece of trash that I hate as much as I hate his stupid window sniffing co-host. He has the audacity to call himself a “Writer” for Asked. Saying you’re a writer for Asked is like saying you’re a life coach for people in a persistent vegetative state. A year ago I met Landin and I’ve tried committing suicide two times since. They weren’t directly attributed to him, but when you think about it, his existence proves suicide and euthanasia might not be that bad. This is why I hate Landin.
His head is the size and shape of a testicle. We all know his are shrunken down so much that he has no idea that this is true, but it’s still infuriating too look at this scrotum headed pile waste of white skin. Johnny Landin has a head that lets you know how white trashy he actually is, his biceps say “I make over 40K a year” but his head lets you know he had to take special classes in a trailer at the high school he probably didn’t graduate from.
His T-shirts, Johnny Landin’s wardrobe is the stuff that even hipsters look at and think it’s too douchey. Wearing a T-Shirt with your own face on it isn’t cool it just gives me a bigger target to drop kick since his head is so tiny. Landin wears shirts to promote Asked, which sucks because it’s the same thing as autism awareness. I might be picky though, we should just be glad he’s wearing a shirt and not showing off that my welfare tax dollars were spent on his Creatine.
Johnny Landin’s Failure. He’s from Staten Island or as I like to call it Brooklyn’s dumpster baby. Landin didn’t start off somewhere nice yet he still managed to be a bigger screw up and move into Pennsylvania, that’s like going from a prom night dumpster baby to a petri-dish abortion that got left out on a curb in front of protesters. I’d say congratulations on f*cking up your life, but I won’t be happy till you commit suicide.
In summation, Johnny Landin sucks at being white. He managed to play for the privileged team and still screw everything up. Riv has the excuse of living in the south, Johnny just acts like he lives there. I hope someday some moon shine swilling long range truck driver hits him.