The sexuality of Hollywood actor Joseph Gordon-Levitt has always been pretty questionable. I mean, he’s a skinny white guy who dresses neat and can fit in girl jeans, making the star of recent box office release Don Jon look pretty damn gay.
Apparently Levitt shot down rumors that he was a homosexual on The Howard Stern Show back in September, and while this would be enough for the unwashed masses to say “oh okay,” I’m not really buying it just because “Howard Stern (a rich famous celebrity) asked him, and he said ‘No.’”
Of course he’s not going to say yes when the plot of his newest film revolves around the portrayal of him as a womanizing, sex-crazed, porn-addict who finds love. Levitt furthermore stated he has a girlfriend and that he keeps her out of the public eye because he doesn’t want her to be scrutinized by the tabloids and the media… hmm… You mean to tell me that the Professional Stalkers over at TMZ haven’t managed to score a picture of Levitt’s beau yet? I’m pretty sure “Joseph Gordon Levitt’s Girlfriend sightings” are akin to getting a photo of Bigfoot or the Loch Ness Monster. Or maybe she just doesn’t exist – and believe me. I’m an expert on women who don’t exist.
Don’t get me wrong. Asked with Riv and Johnny Landin has nothing personally against Levitt, and it’s totally okay if the man is in fact gay. But in a world where “being gay is the new trendy” why even lie about it? We actually have a first-hand account from Asked Episode 174 with Former Miss Teen Florida Justine Llanes that she caught Levitt at a New York City night club in a dark corner with what appears to be an obvious male lover. You can listen to the clip below.
So what do you believe? Does Levitt like men? Until next time here is a picture of Levitt’s BFF Channing Tatum on a leash.