A lot of people seemed to enjoy my first PlentyOfFish article, where I pointed out that for the most part Plenty Of Fish is where the dating pool’s leftovers go to die. Very, very few women on the site have anything interesting to offer. While people were amused by it some women were concerned that it wasn’t an accurate assessment of the site because it was based solely on my perspective as a male.
That's where "Kara" came in. Now Kara was a girl I was talking to on Twitter who ended up being fake long before "Catfishing" became a thing on MTV (you all have horrible taste in television by the way). I was a bit naive and ended up with egg on my face. Whatever. It happens. You live and learn. I'm not upset that it even happened because of the fact you can't be mad if you learn something from an experience.
Anyway, I found that I attended “Cuddleslam” and all I got was this lousy set of Kara pictures, which isn’t actually lousy at all. In fact, most of the people on Twitter were fooled by Kara’s existence for a long time, with Johnny Landin being the sole person who was suspicious. This is starting to sound like a bad comic book story arc where the moral of the story is “bros before hoes.”
Anyway, I figured that I had no intention of leading anyone on so this time I would take the Kara Costume out for my own for its final spin and reveal the horrors of Plenty of Fish that wait if you’re a woman. This was a big risk for me, knowing what I know about The Blonde Costume: It is a symbiote. Spend too long in it and you can find Kara permanently bonded to you and become Kara forever losing yourself in the process. Being Kara is as dangerous to one’s mental state as being on the receiving end of Kara. However it was a risk I was willing to take for your entertainment.
What I would find would make me feel horrified and despondent. I often consider myself above average in terms of personality and intelligence. I always have. But to see it in practice and see how most men ACTUALLY speak to women is very disheartening. In many of my works and on our show I have chastised women for being arrogant, cocky, shallow, and downright rude and bitchy. However, I have also found through doing this article that the very reason women are this way is because of the fact that there are so many stupid men that have MADE them this way through sheer overflowing stupidity, and this does NOT bode well for them OR for the rest of us men that do have personalities because by the time we come along a woman is jaded, angry, irritable and sick and tired of hearing it to the point that we simply can’t win, either. So gentlemen, remember – you ONLY have these bad eggs to thank for ruining it for the rest of us.
First of all, the above picture is sad. Before I even finished filling out the Kara profile, I already had about 12 messages waiting for me by the time I had finished everything. Again this is an incomplete profile and solely based on the photo they've seen.
Compare that with the 1 message each that Johnny Landin and I had which is the generic message from “Markus” the founder of Plenty Of Fish and you find that not only do men outnumber women on this site about 500 to 1 but men are MUCH more desperate than any of the women on this site including the fat beluga whales on it. However, it’s not just the fact that the men on here pounce on any female profile like hungry tigers on fresh meat as much as the fact that they all do it in such a ridiculously stupid way:
The picture above which looks like the Vietnam Wall is clickable (click it to expand the image to its full size as it was FAR TOO LARGE to fully see embedded within this article), and is known as “The Hey Train,” which is where men go if they started or attempted to start a conversation with “Hi,” “Hey,” “Hit me up,” or “How you doing?” I should actually make a second separate wall for “What’s Up” which is the vast remainder of the rest of them. On the Internet you have empty blank canvas to fill with words. While you should by no means send somebody your life story, being unique and being original and distinct goes a long way. I hardly ever start a conversation with these words because of the fact they are so generic. I come off swinging with jokes and charm, and it’s not so much that I’m even trying to impress anyone as much as I am showing them my personality and hoping that my personality is what compels them to reply. Even then, the fact so many men fill an inbox with “hey hey hey hey hey” fucks it up for the rest of us because we are being essentially cock-blocked because our interesting message is usually flooded away by all this “HEY.” Guys, please take this to heart when I say this that if your initial approach is some generic “Hey,” that an inbox is likely the only box you will be filling up for the forseeable future. Since you’ve lasted this long here is another picture of “Kara” in a ListenToThisShow.com exclusive Brunette Skin usually only available when you pre-order the Kara at Gamestop.
Still with me? Good. Because the next part is the part of the article I call the “faith breaker.” It was so bad in fact that I had to apologize for every compliment I have ever given a woman. You see women receive compliments so much that there is literally NOTHING you can say that is nice about them they haven’t heard already. Men liberally give away words like “gorgeous,” “beautiful” and other such adjectives to the point they have lost all value. This is why the right way is to be more conservative with your compliments until they are already on a speaking term with you and only then when it’s really a moment which is justified. Myself, Johnny Landin, and several female friends we know have discussed at length the importance of “picking your spots.”
Most of these men do not.
This is why they are begging for scraps at the female table on PlentyOfFish and will likely die off masturbating into a sock and crying in bed curled up in the fetal position. Quite frankly they deserve it as the men you are about to see are in no way suitable for breeding otherwise this world really IS going to end in about a century or so and the human race will go extinct due to the female refusal to breed with these simps. This is going to be a long ugly road and so prepare to sit at your computer a while to take breaks for the sake of your mind.
This is an almost fully photographic article (not at all unlike a Tumblr page) which will have very little text other than the text contained in the photos.
The power… it’s excellent… The excellent power of the pussy which stupid men have placed on a pedestal… who wants to be Riv? As Kara I can get them to buy me things off of wishlists, and worship me… and probably make them all listen to Asked every single week for no reason! I will snuff out their miserable existence! THIS IS THE POWER WE HAVE GIVEN PUSSY AS MEN!!! I will exploit them all – EXPLOIT THEM ALL!!!
Oh… luckily for me PlentyOfFish DELETED the Kay Squared Ex account, which saved me from being fully absorbed into the Kara costume. I can now retire it forever, and I am the wiser for it with a greater, deeper understanding that men are pathetic and in being pathetic have permanently lost the Battle of the Sexes quest for dominance in doing so. I can only hope that some of you who would usually and otherwise actually BE this pathetic have learned from this to become better men, more interesting men – not because I want competition. This world has way too many men as it is. It’s because the fact that there are so many shitty men out there that women don’t really want anything to do with any of us and frankly I don’t blame them and I personally do not want to be “Forever Alone” due to the fact that other men have gone out of their way to make women never want to speak to anything with a penis ever again. And for the ladies – I hope you haven’t lost faith in all men. There are still some of us left that aren’t this depressingly mediocre and you need to mate with us for the sake of the human race, otherwise we are in a whole lot of trouble as a society going further.