Why Do Foot Fetishes Even Exist?

Someone once asked in the earlier days of the show when “Asked with Riv & Landin” was “Asked & Answered with EdWood and Jason Rivera” what I thought the creepiest fetish someone could have is.  I’m sure there are actually far more disturbing fetishes and better answers than what my answer was but the first thing that came to mind is a fetish I’ve never understood:  The foot fetish.

DISGUSTING.

DISGUSTING.

In the early days of JasonRivera.com myself and Panzer, who co-ran the site with me trolled some live-webcam chat rooms (or as we called them before the world went politically correct camwhore chat rooms). In these rooms we were surprised the sheer volume of men obsessed with female feet. Why feet? You can’t have intercourse with a foot. There are no orifices with which to stick your penis in. I guess if you’re ridiculously small you could probably put it between two toes but… I just don’t get the appeal, and probably never will. For that matter what kind of woman enjoys that? I mean you ever step barefoot in something gross like cat vomit? I assume that having someone ejaculate all over your feet would be a similar sensation.

If you're someone who would enjoy something like this, please let me know so that I can make sure to never, ever speak to you again. Thanks. 

If you're someone who would enjoy something like this, please let me know so that I can make sure to never, ever speak to you again. Thanks. 

The worst part is knowing you can find images like this one. What kind of sick bastard comes up with the idea of Resident Evil’s Chris Redfield eating the feet of Tomb Raider’s Lara Croft?  Why does this exist?  Why did this ever become a “thing?”  All of these horrible thoughts are what raced in my mind when a foot fetishist called into Asked Episode 168 with independent women’s wrestler Mercedes Justine and started making some peculiar demands. You can listen to what went down in the video below:

 


The plight of the female wrestler is a sad one filled with many perversions as men want to buy their used ring gear, put them on their heads, and hire independent women’s wrestlers to compete against each other in hot oil matches or hire them to make custom videos getting spanked. All of this is horrible and I believe women’s wrestlers and our guests deserve more respect than that. Besides, I called dibs on Mercedes Justine from the second she proved she is one of the only girls on earth who knows what M.O.D.O.K. stands for (listen to the full episode HERE if you’re a nerd like me and try not to fall in love). If you are a sick human being who wants some female wrestler who is hard up for money to fulfill your dirty disgusting fantasies, you can follow Tammy Sytch on Twitter at @WWEHOFerSunny.

She could use the money.

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